All out fascist regime?

Buzz?

I think he was also bailed out by U.S. bankruptcy laws.

Yes. If there's one thing Chris Christie's girth confirms: he's a discriminating eater.

You still have your boring stories.

There was a daylight-of-Jim-Belushi?

Two mentions of Real Life? And Charles Grodin is in it? I should probably check that out.

As long as I get somewhere.

Disagreement over what really happened to JonBenet brithed this lawsuit.

That took some effort.

Hell is other people's kids.

What do you mean by "these people"? That's racist!

I like turtles!

Yes, felons can use computers. So can morons. It's just more obvious when they do.

Nor, it seems, are witty rejoinders.

Sigh… hitters crowd the plate.

That's the one I was trying to come up with.

In my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

Hey! I'm using the Knuckle Force right now!

No one ever agrees with me on this. In Jedi, one of the Ewoks narrowly misses getting hit. He pops his head back above the log and mutters, distinctly, "Jo mama!"