I don't blame the nerds a bit. Empire is much closer in tone to Attack of the Clones.

I don't know. Pretty dark in there.

You can't really dust for feces.

They saved that for the "draw a turkey" Thanksgiving episode, with special guest star Donald Trump.

Death by plane crash?

Sure, why not? The last one was a box office juggernaut.

No setup required.

You sound bitterly, fundamentally unhappy. Perhaps internet commentary is not for you.

It's ironic that, as a Trump apologist, you've leveled the accusations "hateful" and "petty". Because pretty much everything that comes out of his… aw, fuck it, you figure it out. I'm sure it will be quite the mental struggle.

David Patrick Kelly.

Worst. Warriors. Spinoff. Ever.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I'll allow it. But watch yourself, Weisenheimer.

That's a parking lot full of caravans.

Not being lazy - I know how to Google shit. But where can you find high quality videos of these classic fights? Almost anything involving two of those four names was amazing to watch.

My unfair career-defining memory of Duran is nut-punching Ken Buchanan. Buchanan would probably still have lost, but I don't know how you recover from that in the middle of a fight.

I don't know if Adam actually ruins everything, but he is ruining the shit out of AV Club articles.

About three pounds.

IOW, Dorf On Stilts… isn't that just regular Tim Conway?

If memory serves, "Dorf On Stilts" was the least successful entry in that video series.