He survives getting thrown off the tallest building in the northern hemisphere? I have more trouble with that than the human/cat consciousness swapping.

"One prophylactic. Soiled."

Sorry, but… overestimated.

"You better think, Thor."

I'm not a comic book guy, but isn't there really only one "A-list" superhero: Superman? If you're absolutely invincible against anyone who isn't holding a chunk of Kryptonite, aren't you a full level above everyone else?

I just read that to be sure of my position. There is video of him answering the question "Which foot?" with "It's in the records. You can look it up."

Fox News is doing their best.

"now"

I nearly shit watching that. Some guy walks up to him, in the aftermath of perhaps his most indefensible fuckup - attacking the parents of a fallen soldier - and the guy wanted to give him his Purple Heart.

Bone spurs, hunh? Which foot?

The Humongous?

One childhood in particular.

Now THAT'S how you first, Yamete.

Just light up a room and leave, eh shitshow?

I was in the Coast Guard in the late 70's. On shore leave in Sitka, Alaska, we took our new fresh-faced quartermaster out drinking. He fell in deep, unrequited lust with Snowplows: two shots of Wild Turkey 101 and a shot of Rumplemintz. It ended as all stories featuring obnoxiously confident virginal drinkers end:…

Grab the vag?

Ohhh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "Plaigarist!"

TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN.

Nope not a thing.

Should be way more upvotes for this. Agree or disagree with his policies, I respected the hell out of pre-2008 John McCain.