I'm sure that, by 1994, a list of things he supported was an entertaining read.

Back around to Crichton novels or erections?

"How's she doing, doc?"

How gloriously Republican of him.

He just really liked beating people with his cane.

Comically botching an assassination attempt with two misfiring pistols?

Like Obama calling ISIS "Daesh".

That story needs a little fleshing out, as they say.

Those who can, do.

It's true. I don't speak Latin, you fucking mynah bird.

Hunh. I'm usually told that by doughy Hannity fans who've never been within a hundred miles of a military base. Or a sit-up.

TheSingulitarian: from the Latin singular (one) and tarian (note).

Like most rational people, I tune you out very shortly after "everything needs to burn to the ground".

Sigh… toe the line.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

This is America. They can think or say whatever they want. But they sure as shit better realize and acknowledge that their principled stance, in a swing state, may put Trump in the WH.

Jason Statham.

Rarraw!

Ow, my mirror balls!

Not today, boss. Come back in a month.