Jeff Ross, Jim Norton, me, Tony Kornheiser, Tucker Carlson, Paul Begala, Al Sharpton, and S.E. Cupp.

For a Doctor Professor, your research skills are below par.

I don't know that!

In the interest of accuracy re Kim Davis: I was the Rowan County District 3 Magistrate who interviewed Kim prior to her hiring in early 2015. As with most job interviews, she was given an opportunity to ask about expectations, career advancement etc. But all she wanted to know was my name, my quest, and the airspeed…

I'm guessing, from your concept of the previously all-male military as "a structure that makes it easy to be virtuous", that you've never spent a fucking day in uniform.

Q: How do you physically segregate by sex the straight parts of the human race?

Not in Bill Cosby's fantasies, it isn't.

What I gather from the preceding is that in 10 years time I'll be serving fries to joshgl on his way to Stowe.

For accuracy's sake, you should have specified sexual appetite. Because Gingrich and Hastert, at least, have PLENTY of appetite.

Alright, but what's a Nubian?

I've seldom laughed harder than when Ali G, after Richard Thornburgh provides a few examples of "wot is legal?", asks him "wot is barely legal?"

This is a gimmick account, right?

I know, right? My boss can scarcely configure his own laptop, let alone code. Why does he get to run the department?

He was also great as a doctor in "As Good As It Gets."

It does, however, make him a Republican donor. Literally. You fucking donut hole.

Actually, you can bring in a tennis ball. Two, in fact, as long as they're attached to the legs of your walker.

And in response he …

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Given the media saturation that has followed every one of Trump's most "outrageous" tweets, perhaps she's fighting fire with fire? The only thing that seems to garner attention in this pathetic excuse for a campaign is calling your opponent an idiot or an asshole.

Citation please.