P.S. I carry your cherished memory with me as I battle the forces of tyranny and oppression.

Could be worse. The Sacramento Kings played at Arco Arena for 20 years or so. At least it had alliteration going for it. A few years ago Arco backed out of the sponsorship and it became, among other things, Power Bar Pavilion and Sleep Train Arena.

I got one upvote. That feels good!

Shit, dude, where were you three hours ago?

Having to play three ball monty when business time arrives sounds discouraging.

I think you mean reinforced, not shattered.

Asia: "She was killed by Adnan at 2:30 on May 20? I was in the library studying for my chem final that afternoon, and Adnan was there."

His first and best. It's not as polished as Modern Romance or Defending Your Life, but there are some absolutely genius, batshit crazy, 37-years-ahead-of-their-time moments.

Wasn't Broadcast News a winner? Because that movie holds up more with each passing year.

I'm watching you, Newton.

What a coincidence. I spent my kid's college fund on a shot-for-shot remake of Elizabethtown.

Big Jim Walker.

Not to mention really real.

Go fuck yourself, Buffalo.

Yeah, no duh.

Wait. What's a fanny, again?

If asked what floats their boat, they might suggest ballet.

Emigrating.

That's a little much. Joffrey was an unmitigated sadistic asshole. Yeah, Arya is on a killing spree, but they are all bad people!

Cersei killed everyone with wildfire?!