If he's so smart, why can't he get my modem to work?

A FABRIC OF LIES!

"smirking, patronizing, finger-pointing Left."

Not to invoke the dreaded "context", but Oliver presented the Drumpf-to-Trump family name change as a counterpoint to Trump's remark that Jon Stewart "should be proud of his heritage."

Deadpool would argue that he is most definitely NOT a superhero.

I always went with "Here I come to save the day!"

Oh, THAT "What's Going On".

The AV Club

"He renders Fail-Safe redundant."

Marco Rubio's State of the Union response made me thirsty.

The fireworks Death Star was cool, but don't most jet propelled vehicles achieve a top speed in excess of 35 mph?

Anal fissures on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Non-union. Get it right, Lionel.

The aliens conquer Earf, but rack up a $4 quintillion galactic debt that they pass on to their grandsquids.

When the moon hits Paris like that ball game called skee, that means war. Eh?

Waayy late to the comment section.

I forget why the aliens invaded in the first movie. Seems pointless to conquer a planet by effectively destroying it. At least when America invades your country, we focus on protecting important stuff like oil refineries rather than priceless cultural artifacts.

Redecorating their summer homes?

It's like they wrapped the town in smallpox blankets!

I doubt that many MRAs are beating off the door to defend Amy Schumer.