Mind rape? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I've worked on a lot of starships, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Yeah, Cortese was all over MTV before this episode — in many ways, his career peaked with it.

ever since this show, I considered calzones to be jewish.

I like to live every day as though it's my last!

The bonehead store called, they're out of YOU!

Apparently not, my friend!