You know what fuckin' happens when you live by the sword? You fuckin' get your god damn throat cut wide open.

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The only god damn "shticks" anybody needs to fuckin' worry about here are nature's hell "shticks" - swords. Don't touch 'em, bitches.

Hey Switters : Fuck you, and DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH SWORDS!

Yeah, well your beloved god damn Batman used to suck a lot of dicks. The point is everybody makes fuckin' mistakes, like that god damn post of yours, so why don't you just fuckin' help warn people about the dangers of owning swords instead.

DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH 'EM, that's what bitches.

And I fuckin' know I said "you're" instead of "your", but that's not what's fuckin' important. What's important is that I warn every fuckin' body about god damn swords.

Yeah, you're fuckin' mom likes to stick her god damn finger in it when she's suckin' my god damn dick, the only sword anyone should fuckin' touch!

Okay Sheltie, I'll stop what I'm doing.

You know who's a fuckin' douche? This retarded fuckin' Firstman guy. I bet he plays with god damn swords. Swords will slice a fuckin' baby in half, ya know.

That fuckin' retarded Scissorhand movie was a god damn accident waitin' to happen. That douchebag had tiny swords all over his fuckin' hands. Swords will cut your fuckin' throat wide open.

That god damn G.I. Joe movie advocates swords. Swords are dangerous. They'll fuckin' cut you wide open. And these fuckin' retarded ninjas are jumpin' all over the god damn place with fuckin' swords in their fuckin' hands!

God dammit, Last!, you fuckface. Swords are no joking matter, even if they are attached to some god damn fish and a fuckin' musical instrument. DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH SWORDS!

You know who's a douchebag lately? This fuckin' David Caruso guy. Readin' that shit was like getting cut wide open with a couple of fuckin' swords, nature's hell sticks.

And just what the fuck did the guy use to cut off his god damn tongue?
A pair of fuckin' scissors. Scissors are just two little swords screwed together. Swords will slice a fuckin' baby in half. DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH SWORDS!

God dammit, TomWaits, don't say shit like that. If people start carrying around swords again they'll cut your fucking hands off.

Don't forget swords TomWaits. They'll fucking cut you wide open.

Don't worry, I won't fucking forget you. Oh shit, I lied.

At least he wasn't killed by some asshole with a fucking sword. Swords will cut your fucking throat wide open.

You know who's a douchebag? This fucking guy called Big Knife. A big knife is just like a god damn sword. Swords fucking cut people open, ya know.