Yeah…when Stephen King wrote The Stand, he had no fucking idea what a "beam" was, let alone that Randy Flagg as trying to destroy it. In fact, the twist that Randall Flagg was still alive wasn't even conceieved until the unabridged version came out with the new "epilogue".

Yeah…when Stephen King wrote The Stand, he had no fucking idea what a "beam" was, let alone that Randy Flagg as trying to destroy it. In fact, the twist that Randall Flagg was still alive wasn't even conceieved until the unabridged version came out with the new "epilogue".

Man, King's getting eviscerated in the comments today.

Man, King's getting eviscerated in the comments today.

I often wonder what he is thinking
Has he ever heard a word I've said? 
Look at him, in the mirror dreaming
What is happening in his head?

I often wonder what he is thinking
Has he ever heard a word I've said? 
Look at him, in the mirror dreaming
What is happening in his head?

Other roles The Hulkster turned down:

Other roles The Hulkster turned down:

Wait…aren't the outcomes of the matches determined beforehand?

Wait…aren't the outcomes of the matches determined beforehand?

More like BANGles, am i right guys?

More like BANGles, am i right guys?

Hmm…actually now that I remember, I liked the Cannon Fodder one the best. Magnetic Rose was pretty solid, but not incredibly original. Stink Bomb just fell flat.

Hmm…actually now that I remember, I liked the Cannon Fodder one the best. Magnetic Rose was pretty solid, but not incredibly original. Stink Bomb just fell flat.

"The raptor exploded like an overripe tomato, the hind legs still kicking"

"The raptor exploded like an overripe tomato, the hind legs still kicking"

Hey guys, coincidentally, Armond White just came out with his Top 10 Movies of the 90's:

Hey guys, coincidentally, Armond White just came out with his Top 10 Movies of the 90's:

I was really dissapointed by Memories. One segment was great, one was just ok, one totally sucked. I'll let you guess which was which.

I was really dissapointed by Memories. One segment was great, one was just ok, one totally sucked. I'll let you guess which was which.