In his defense, I'm pretty sure he was dying of throat cancer when he wrote that book. I'm guessing he was long past the point of giving a fuck.

In his defense, I'm pretty sure he was dying of throat cancer when he wrote that book. I'm guessing he was long past the point of giving a fuck.

I love how it's called Pokemon: The First Movie. Like the producers were just saying "You're goddamned right there's going to be more of these, America, and you WILL take your kids to them if you love them.

I love how it's called Pokemon: The First Movie. Like the producers were just saying "You're goddamned right there's going to be more of these, America, and you WILL take your kids to them if you love them.

I have two gimmick accounts. One of them is incredibly popular; the other is intensely disliked.

I have two gimmick accounts. One of them is incredibly popular; the other is intensely disliked.

Smug Turd was the name of my band in college.

Smug Turd was the name of my band in college.

Jurassic Park is one of the few films I just can't look at objectively. Too much 7/8- year old nostalgia.

Jurassic Park is one of the few films I just can't look at objectively. Too much 7/8- year old nostalgia.

This sounds exactly like that AV Club Fan guy (the one who threatened to kill himself unless a moderator responded to him, lest we forget)

This sounds exactly like that AV Club Fan guy (the one who threatened to kill himself unless a moderator responded to him, lest we forget)

Wow. When I was in 5th grade, I brought my Pokemon cards (including a Charizard) to  school and some kid stole them. MY teacher actually tracked the kid down, got them back, and gave them to my Mom. So sort of the opposite of your story.

Wow. When I was in 5th grade, I brought my Pokemon cards (including a Charizard) to  school and some kid stole them. MY teacher actually tracked the kid down, got them back, and gave them to my Mom. So sort of the opposite of your story.

Jack Black is asian?

Jack Black is asian?

Hungry Hippos 2: Lost in New York

Hungry Hippos 2: Lost in New York

Its ok, I didn't read the article either.

Its ok, I didn't read the article either.