Early XTC. And other late 70s/early 80s herky-jerky uptight stuff.

Why is there a picture of the Dity Jobs guy at the top of the page?

More like Black Fails amirite brahs?

I feel stupid for not knowing how she does that

Transformers 2 was seven levels of hell to sit through, so he has that in common with Dante.

I'd build a small pond in her backyard and put some Koi in it, if you catch my drift.

I thought Rain Man was a superhero movie.

I hate defending idiots, but he was clearly suggesting liberals are apathetic stoned hippies at the end of the day, thus "whatever"

I'm with you all the way, dude. I'm always laughing at terrible comedies, making my friends question my sense of humor. I have to patiently explain that I find the very shittiness of the jokes funny. These clips made me laugh, especially during the plantation scene when they zoomed in on Kevin Farley for like the…

John Kerry summons a fire spirit:

I'm sure it was enlightening.

Predator 2 is great if you just start watching from the point where Danny Glover discovers who Garey Busey's character really is. Everything else before that is iffy.

He's a walking New Years Eve
Who wears his heart out on his sleeve

Dayum!

Hey Dad, I can't see real good…is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

He's trying to make us hate him so his younger brother Feyd-Rautha can sweep in and win back our love.

Play a record, you're an idiot.

For some reason this line has remained in my mind for years. Keep in mind I was flipping channels late at night so it was completely out of context (which made it funnier):

In keeping with today's running theme:

You should have gone to his house that night and slit his throat.