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All The Hitlers Fuck Christ Meanwhile Fuck Farts Tits: The Movie

How about "17 Shitty books that  made equally shitty movies"

I'm posting from five years in the future, and I'm amazed they managed to condense Stephen King's 1,000 plus epic IT into a 2 hour movie and have it come out as well. Because when I first heard they were planning on doing it, I thought, "wow, that'll never fucking work"

I'm thinking about going myself. I've always wanted to see a turd in 3-D.

Does anyone actually dance "four to the floor"?

Democrat in the 80s… so you voted for Reagan?

Can we throw in Dennis Miller?

I imagine it's because they want him to do the Quagmire voice whilst porking them.

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For a second I thought Tom Cruise played Howard the Duck. He is the right height.

Well isn't that special (sorry)

Family Guy - "So I Married an ASS Murderer"

Napoleon Dynamite: The Animated Series - "Pilot"

He's like a cross between Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park and the bald guy from Sex and the City

GIVE BACK MY DAD (Last Crusade)
GIVE BACK MY SIGHT (Return of the Jedi)
GIVE BACK MY STONES (Temple of Doom, or his kidney stones in real life)
GIVEST BACK MINE PLOUGH (Witness)

Still better than the Prequel trilogy.

Adam Sandler should register as an official charity. All he's good for these days is giving his pals jobs. How else is David Spade going to afford that sweet beach front property?

For a second I thought that was the fat kid from Matilda:

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