You think Aaron Carter has a secret hate shrine of Justin Bieber in his closet? With the thousand photographs and cut-out eyes and red x's?

See, all those things you just mentioned started off as small cult things only 4chan and a few other sites knew about. And the Chuck Norris fact generator (which actually started off as the Vin Diesel fact generator) WAS funny at first. So was rickroll. It wasn't until it broke out into the mainstream that it became…

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AV Club = racist

Devo
I recently saw a giant ass billboard advertising Devo playing at some Indian casino, I was like whaaaa? Imagine them playing Jocko HOmo at Clownfest

Norm won't show. He's only been to one roast, and that's because Bob Saget is his friend.

Man that was unfunny to read. I assume it's hysterical when Louis CK says it, with all his carefully planned pauses and intense delivery, but if he ever writes a book I ain't reading it because his humor doesn't work written.

I remember when my Dad bought that movie on VHS….he actually recorded over the "naughty" parts, because one of his Promise Keeper friends had done so with movies. Unfortuantely my Dad SUCKED at editing, and the film was hysterically cut and pasted and damn near incrompihensible.

DUDE, I HAD A VISION…. HUMANITY IS LIKE A VIRUS, WE'RE FUCKING EATING THIS PLANET BRO. ALSO YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

The suspect, who goes by the name "iwanttorapeyouanally" in the chat logs….

Cheaters is hysterical

One of the best ones to hear live is You Make Me because it rocks

Do you have a Silent Bob plushie doll in your house? Maybe a signed XXXXXL hockey jersey?

"Richer than the Pharaohs", eh?
When Kevin Smith dies of congenital heart failure in a few years, he'll be buried in a tomb surrounded by Wayne Gretsky posters, with a live Skyping from his deathbead doing Q and A about why critics didn't "get" Clerks 3, as he consumes one more bag of chocolately num-nums.

Wait…
Michael Bay doesn't blow his nose, so he can't listen to him? What?

Why is "wackiness" always in "quotation marks"

And Gary Sinise pimps the Mission to Mars thing at Epcot.

how embarassing, i obviously meant to say the man's gay

The man's guy (absolutely no offense or trolling intended)
but it's true. I have a friend who worked with him on the set of The Faculty, and he said that they were at a party after a shoot in some bar and Wood made a pass at Jon Stewart. Flame me all you want, call me a liar, but it's true. The guy's my best bud and…

If you're into philosophising, seek out Evangelion or Ghost in the Shell.

I'm sorry, but is that true that the Jungle Cruise guys can't go off script? Because the last time I was on that ride the guy made a racist joke. Not kidding, we were passing an animatronic gorilla with a gun or something and he made a joke about the ghetto. I looked around at the rest of the boat to see if anyone…