It was inevitable…
the guy has the looks, countenance, and creepy douchy personality of a porn director. Man was born to porn.

Douchebeard

I can't feel too bad for you brah, since you made the decision to work at Costco.

Strutting Cheese Factory
Waiiiit a second here. I bought your Inventory book and I vividly recall the list about great songs almost ruined by saxophone, in which the AV Club derided Clarence Clemon's Jungleland solo as a "strutting cheese factory". This is almost as bad as the Leonard Pierce incident.

Celebrity Fit Club
To give you a better idea of how much a douche this guy is, look how angry he managed to get this guy Harvey, who's a fucking marine and drill instructor:

Kidding, lobsters 1, I love what you do

Speaking of people we've seen enough of around here….

Cookie Monster's ego is being fueled by all the slavish praise and being featured in We Read What You Wrote

Joel Coen
could play Ron Mael in the Sparks biopic.

I was watching old Saturday Night Live episodes on Netflix. There's one right after we attacked Libya where Dennis Miller basically says we should boycott France (because they wouldn't let us fly over their airspace) and it reminded me of him saying the exact same thing about France on Jay Leno during the Iraq…

She seems like a nice, if shallow girl. Hardly close to being "awful". And she's smoking hot, and why am I even arguing this with a bunch of shut-ins on a website. Go jack off to Zooey Deschanel or whatever

There's something "off" about her
Am I the only one who thinks this? She always seems like she's forcing any enthusiasm or real joy. She's got this dead look behind her eyes

John Lennon really wasn't any bigger a dick than most rockstars, just more famous.

Holy Shit…
I just made the mistake of looking at the Youtube comments on this….dear lord. You guys think it's bad HERE with the gimmick commentators…..looking at that reminds me just how much this site is a bastion of semi-decent conversation and taste in the fucking WASTELAND that is the internet. Dear lord, I had no…

King
made Maximum Overdrive, and he thinks the fucking Shining mini-series is better than Kubrick's verision. His input on any of his films should be NOUGHT.

I get the feeling after In Living Color got cancelled, all the viewers just switched over to MadTV or something. Who else was watching that shit?

Yep…I also loved the other Mama Cass song they used in the episode where Michael keeps trying to kill himself. But the island won't let him because he HAS TO GO BAAAAAAAAACK

The other week I picked my Dad up from the airport….and he was listening to "Where is My Mind" on the ride home. I was shocked, because growing up he only listened to Christian Rock like D.C. Talk and The Newsboys. He always had a disdain for "secular" music that my Mom was into, like The Ramones and The Damned. But I…

Soul Train
I know it's not strictly a game show, but remember when Carlton from Fresh Prince fucking OWNED the dance floor on Soul Train?

Also the fact that "Naggers" isn't a real world.