Deep Blue Sea is one of my favorite bad movies. It's great to have on while muted; during a party, or while playing pool and drinking. You can just look up every now and then and see some shark carnage.

I would have liked to see him wield the rocket launcher :(

Avatar is like the movie equivalent of a Terminator; it looks totally real on the outside, but there's no heart there, all machinery and turning gears.

I'm glad there's at least one other person in the pro-Lost World camp. Honestly, I think it's just as fun as Jurassic Park. When the T-Rex sticks its head in Julianne Moore's tent, I get chills every time.

I can see the movie now: Airbud: canine accountant

What the fuck is wrong with the Raconteurs?!

Wow, "Lonely Stranger", I used to listen to that song a lot. It's good!

That's quite a fucking stretch.

I like Gone in 60 Seconds, but probably more in a this-is-one-of-the-first-pg13-movies-I-ever-owned way.

Glad to hear it's good. Payne hasn't missed yet in my opinion.

I have no doubt that Walt would kick Thor's ass. Thor may be a god, but Walt is the devil.

I have never knowingly bought milk.

I always wondered why they didn't use the Gollum that they showed in the opening to the Return of the King when he's crawling into the tunnels. He looks pretty damn grody and Gollumy, but still definitely not CGI.

Anyone else have persistent nightmares about being chased by dinosaurs? Just me? Oh, and tornadoes too.

Starbucks is $1.75. I guess I consider that the baseline.

Never seen an F+ on this site; is that even a grade? That is funny though: you failed, but you know, I'll throw you a bone for effort.

Ah, the Musketeer. Just re-watched that on Netflix a few weeks ago. Pretty much irredeemable, except the fight choreography was pretty good. Also, I liked how nonchalant they were with accents. Main character has American, Tim Roth was British, there were a smattering of French accents…just no rhyme or reason.

I feel bad for saying this, but I was unaware Dumas was black until I saw Django Unchained.

I want to be that kind of dad. Though the thought of having kids sounds like hell.

I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!