Matt Jones is a goddamn saint.

That Todd kid. A real straight shooter.

I'll bring the methamphetamine!

That would be an interesting thought, actually. A series of movies that continually moves back in time.  Kind of like Memento, but feature length.

How long do you have to wait before swooping in on a widow.  A week?  Two?

Well that's something I can't unsee.

It's all about marginal utility.  The first 11 million is a big deal.  The eighth though…you've already got 70 mil lined up.

Janie's Got a Gun

Maybe you were just snoring?

Da da da da da-da-da, daa da-da-da-da-da!

Which raises the question: when he got all burned to shit, did his dick survive or not?

I'd torpedo her thermal exhaust port.

Skinny fucking Pete!  And Bubbles!  Yeahhhhhhhh.

I'd like to say that I appreciate your tots in your avatar.

So did I.  It'd be a great band name.

The AV Club

Since "fuck" is probably my most texted word, it'd be nice if my phone autocorrected to that.

I like your name, @avclub-9a0e991d3df3b7f0e4dd8e68f7119b5c:disqus

I dunno, I kind of doubt he could hit as many home runs as Mark Trumbo.

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