How big is a walnut anyway.

Yeah, I'm gonna say that humans have them beat.  Let me know when a dog writes a symphony.

Come on, Gomie secretly likes the jokes.  These guys are obviously buddies.

Jesus Christ, get out of here with this shit Benchwood. 

We've got dream teams going for every episode from here on out. 

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I'd agree with that.

"Real life sucks"

That's similar to a drinking game my buddies and I play every now and then.

It's such a great game!  First of all, you can play it with a beer constantly in hand, which is a huge plus.  It requires concentration, but not so much that it gets in the way of conversation.  Making a sack in the cornhole is hard enough to be extremely satisfying when you make it.  Truly a perfect out-doors…

Shuck you!

This stealth advertising is reprehensible.  Almost as reprehensible as a man kidnapping another man's wife and forcing him to break the law to save her.  Someone should make a movie about that.  I would see it.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

It's a, ah, bigger than usual hat.  It's funny.

I thought they grew on trees.

Shit, in college I've stayed awake for 64 hours for free.

I'd love to read a break down of one of their montages!

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Foster was bad in it, but the big problem is that her character is completely undeveloped.  It's like someone spitballed her character as "secretary of security or some shit, and also she wants power, but whatever, she's the bad guy, let's move on" and left it at that.

I don't remember any rampant homophobia.  I remember Matt Stone and Trey Parker french kissing for about thirty seconds…