Not even the surprise arrival of Richard Harrow from murderer heaven? That was a spectacular debut.

"Fool a man twice, he fishes for a day. Fool a man twice, shame on you." - JW Stillwater

I'm surprised he's never called it "House of Cards."

Ben Schwartz needs to be a CBB non-character regular, like Jason Mantzoukas. Besides all the other things that make him awesome, there's the fact that talking to characters makes him so darn giddy with excitement.

Penikett the Disco

A lot of people have mentioned the scene where Walt confesses to Skyler, "I did it for me." This was a great scene.

Off-topic but important BB news.

Things keeping me from a depressive episode tonight:- Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream. Todd can't be a monster if he gives Jesse such a big heaping serving of rollerskating Bryan Cranston's favorite dessert.
- "Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium? Two copies?"
- The great Robert Forster. Everything is better…

We can't sleep well tonight. We were watching Breaking Bad.

This is my favorite episode Breaking Bad has ever aired.

Narrated by the voice of Ron Howard.

Ashkenazy's okay, but you can do much better already. For the complete works, I recommend (all-American) Garrick Ohlsson - he's especially good in the mazurkas, waltzes, and sonatas. He's not as fiery in the scherzi, but you can get Ivan Moravec's CD to take care of those.

Throughout the Bluth boys' childhood, George Senior had hired a local ex-convict named Walter H. White to teach them valuable life lessons by murdering an innocent bystander, donning a black hat, and growling, "And that's why you always listen to your family."

The publicist Michael Bluth hired thought that if the family was likable enough on social media, people wouldn't notice if they continued breaking every law they wanted to.

I gotta send them something before that bastard Bruckheimer does.

Every Grain of Rice is stupendous. I just made a meat dish for work lunches this week (Dan Dan Noodles, subbed ground turkey for the pork and added a bunch of mushrooms I had lying around the Imagine breakroom) and it is delicious. The vegetarian sides are wonderful. It's also surprising how little you really need to…

I'm a classical music critic when not narrating your favorite sitcoms and directing your favorite movies, so naming Tchaikovsky didn't occur to me as proving your point. And yes, Tchaikovsky was gay all his life; his brief marriage proved an emotional disaster for both parties.

Tchaikovsky.

Tell your friends about this show.

No one is making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.