Andrew Jackson's opposition to a central U.S. bank makes his presence on money satisfyingly ironic, but I'd just as soon replace his portrait with, say, Andy Griffith.

Meanwhile, George-Michael was taking his The Social Network DVD to the Christian movie bonfire.

George-Michael weighed his options. Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, and what would be a bigger risk than perpetuating a lie about software just to ignite the passions of a woman? Of course it would be a lie, and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk. Perhaps the…

Paul F. Tompkins or bust.

Real shoddy firsting. Just pure crap.

What's "Tulsa" spelled backwards?!

In the sequel, Barry Zuckerkorn jumps over it.

Hey, Jerry didn't get off the boat for this one either.

Sorry, friend, but you're forgetting Roger Ebert's dictum of review-writing: judge an effort by whether it succeeds in its goals, and by whether its intended audience will enjoy it. In rare occasions, judge it by whether its goals are worthwhile. Sharknado is meant to entertain and have sharknados. If it succeeds, why…

The fact that he called it Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov told Michael he wasn't ready.

Get a Stew Going, with Carl Weathers

The gods had assigned the ghost of Roger Ebert to review new releases of human infants back on earth. It was a task he found reassuringly familiar.

Lindsay becoming a politician is so inevitable, so right, so true to character, I can't believe I hadn't expected it.

Last week, a lot of comments suggested that "P.S. I have sifulus :(" was left by one of GOB's one-night stands during his Forget-Me-Now spiral, but I interpreted it differently: that, since he was ingesting Forget-Me-Nows constantly, he had to write notes to himself on the mirror, Memento-style, so he could remember…

But his character wasn't really named Annyong. That was just the first thing he always said.

A running joke in season 4 has Bluths pouring out yellow mustard and parmesan cheese, mixing them together, eating the result, and then spitting it out in remorse.

His daughters, who were all named after the places where they'd been conceived.

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It's a little-known fact that every movie Ron Howard makes is inspired by a photograph, which is why he scrambled to acquire the life rights to Grumpy Cat.

Ron Howard's voice describing, in the third person, how he named his three daughters was one of Ron Howard Voice's favorite jokes from the entire run.