None of them had, in fact, ever seen a chicken.

Hey, that's my gimmick!

I'm going to shut off the video functionality so I can just listen to myself talk. Then I'm sitting down with a whole thing of candy beans while Carl Weathers makes me a stew.

Justin Grant Wade hired me to follow him around for a day narrating his life as if he were still playing Steve Holt.

Is it just me or is the stair car shorter?

Gene Parmesan had spent the last decade investing far more heavily in his costumes. What Lucille didn't realize was that this older, taller, more attractive Annyong was, in fact, Gene Parmesan.

Can we use this as the thread where we talk about which channels we would keep?

(But as he looked over the newly itemized cable bill, Michael realized GOB had subscribed the family to a number of channels the company shouldn't have been paying for.)

YES PLEASE

It may be imminently more punchable, but what about currently or subsequently?

Barry Zuckerkorn frantically made calls to Todd VanDerWerff's cell phone, asking repeatedly where he could find or purchase a complete Frank Fisticuffs collection, but all he got was voice mail.

Michael confronted Tobias, thinking that he had stolen a Bluth Company credit card. Meanwhile, Tobias needed to hide the fact that the sex toys were stolen from a film set where he had acted as Fast Food Manager in a deleted scene that made the DVD special features.

I lost "Sports Night," which is surprisingly high quality for a show I didn't narrate.

Lucille didn't know what to expect when she and Oscar finally confessed to Buster that he was one of four quadruplets, so she made a preparatory martini and wondered if she had kept the right one.

It's a good song, but I'm still sad nobody told Baz Luhrman that his film takes place in the 1920s.

I can't tell you how excited I am that you all will blue yourselves to the sweet sounds of my voice.

Reese was disappointed, because at first she thought they were merely her friends, the Hot Cops.

Real shoddy firsting. Just pure crap.

He does not understand the question, and he will not respond to it.

Duetto:
"It ain't easy being a persecuted Jew…"
"It ain't easy being a rich Canadian brat…"