Amelie
Sounds like a white bitch. Come on over here and let the Black Devil Doll show you what no white woman can resist… *ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *FLOP*

Love that pic
Yeah, AV Club needs more pictures of white bitches in tight outfits. I'd like to get me a piece of that Kate Hudson strange, 'specially now that she's done with A-Rod!

Cuba Gooding Jr.
Fuck that Uncle Tom mothafucka! He's so white, he practically see through! Yeah, he might have been awesome in Boyz n the Hood, but he ain't done shit since! He wouldn't be in Black Devil Doll, and that movie fuckin owned, you cracka ass Zombie Fucker! You want some direct to DVD ownage, go rent that…

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And when the fuck is Black Devil Doll gonna get a review on New Cult Canon! It's just more oppression from the white man!

TCB
Damn whitey, always oppressing anyone who don't have white skin! And if you fight back, what do they do? They bomb your ass, and then enslave your people and send them to the fields. And then they take all the beautiful nubian women like Zoe Saldana and dress them up to look like something else, so that it's ok…

Lauren Graham
Fuck this cracka shit! The midget is a black man, being repressed by the white corporate Santa. TCB. (Typical Cracka Behavior). Y'all white mothafuckas WOULD like this shit. That Lauren Graham, though, she hot! Black Devil Doll would make sure she don't shit right for a MONTH! That's right, crackas,…

Fuck that religious honkey shit! Where's Black Devil Doll? Only the most influential doll movie made this decade! Screw that little Chucky honkey doll. He ain't got nothin on me! I'll slice that little cracka right up, and then fuck the whiny kid up too, just to get at his hot momma!

White women
Scarlett Johannson in tight leather? Now there's one white bitch I could sink my teeth into! Gotta get me some of that strange.

You didn't include
MY movie, you cracka ass' crackas! Just make sure you check behind the door next time you go to take a dookie!