What the hell is a sixth-former? This is an AMERICAN website buddy, we speak ENGLISH here! And not that English-English nonsense you call English.

It's only because…
Their Jew names sound exactly the same. How are we supposed to tell these people apart! Hold on, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is calling… sorry guys, I gotta take this.

Expert fifthsies

Oh god
THEY'RE COMING FOR ME NEXT! I gotta ditch this Lisa-on-Milhouse scatfest, and quick