Whoever wrote this is obviously a paid shill for Nintendo.

No, he said bad trial thingy. Pay attention.

Dumbass.

tea-bagger

Yeah, I'd never thought of it before, but immediately upon seeing the title of this newswire it seemed obvious.

Strong Bad and Homestar Runner both imitate each other to hilarious effect. as well.

It's not going to end well.

Well, I'm a family man in my mid-30's, and, uh, I'm not buying one either so you're probably right.

We can comment on Savage Love now.

I have to say, and I know this is going to be controversial, that I'm a big fan of dick in vagina sex.

I do, though. She's the funniest and most interesting and she looks like a stereotypical lesbian and is obsessed with sports. Whaddayawant?

Well, none of those had enough polygons, so you need to buy a ps4.

I kinda like the dykey one.

I always set people on fire after I ejaculate.

Yeah, that seemed off. I realize this isn't the most sensitive answer, but maybe she just needs a few good fuckings.

Well, at the moment not very many, but they're coming.

If console designers could get over the idea that they have to be THE CENTER OF YOUR LIVING ROOM AND YOUR ONLINE LIFE and instead concentrated on being good at playing games, as John seems to be suggesting Sony is kind of doing… holy crap that would be awesome.

FWIW I work with young people (well, undergrads anyways) and virtually all of them know this stuff.

Cool, thanks, I'll read it. I'll probably get into it in like January or something, given my backlog.

Holy shit you just solved a 15-year-old rap lyric puzzle for me. Something something when I rock like Charles Dutton.