Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the peanut butter?

E.T. Obviously.

Huh, I don't think mine even know it exists, and they're definitely in its demographic.

Do they like you now?

Naw, I noticed those the first time.

What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?

It's like you're reading my diary.

Yup. The insane bleakness of this is just spectacular - you rarely see a relatively popular movie just go so balls-out dark. I mean, the image above the article is the final shot of the movie.

Who has said you're supposed to walk around feeling uncomfortable, or feel constant guilt or discomfort? Show me anything anyone has said, here or anywhere else, that implies that.

Uh… it kind of already has been for a couple of hundred years.

Mockery? People mock other people for taking a shit? I must have missed that…

Well, it'll probably leave theatres tomorrow or soon after, and we won't remember it.

I fucking love Connections.

"the vast majority of people have no idea what it means to be cisgendered, or that there's some sort of inherent superiority associated with it that they automatically need to feel defensive about."

I… don't understand this.