I never would have. Honestly, I've got nothing against talentless people who foist themselves on popular culture in order to make a quick buck, I can understand the need to make some money. But holy shit there are not really all that many supposedly attractive women who I find physically unpleasant, but she is…

How hard is it for you to find the right quotes for the right occasion? I mean, do you have an already-existing library of these things so you can just whip out the right one at will, or do you have to search anew each time? Either way, that's a hell of a lot of trawling through a7x forums that I can't imagine…

@avclub-bcd70526c073dfd8bed0d20704113058:disqus actually you make a good point about Monsignor Quixote, although I'd still be uncomfortable calling him "leftist". "Anti-totalitarian", maybe.

I would like to just give official blanket permission to anyone who happens to be sleeping in my bed (HELLO LADIES!) and finds me fast asleep with morning wood to just climb on top of that fucker if the mood so strikes you. I can pretty much promise that I'll be ok with it.

@avclub-4c37107b9dedb73b90f677930bf7728b:disqus Graham Greene was leftist??? The man was extremely pro-Catholic, pro-Israel, somewhat sympathetic to fascists, violently against just about any left-wing revolutionary movement you can think of, and appeared to believe that blacks were cognitively inferior.

"Real trick is, want to have sex with him."

In my experience, it took a couple of years, actually, hell, a bit longer, before everything was, uh… back to normal.

"At least he didn't tell her she was a stuck-up bitch and grab her ass."

No one wants their boyfriend to mail pictures of shit to anyone.

I meant Back For Good - I dunno if I've even heard Millennium.

Hey, that's a straight up good song. There, I said it.

Well, everyone deserves happiness. I recommend taking her out to the theatre, maybe a good meal (although she eats like a bird and really, really, slowly, so prepare for a long wait).

Right. Well, seriously, look at Hess' work. The basic idea is to use LCD goggles to present different images to each eye, so they have to work together to succeed at the task (a dead boring video game type thing, although people are working on getting more interesting ones up and running), but you also lower the…

Eh, the little wall-eyed fuckers deserve it.

Strabismic or anisometropic? Or something weirder?

Hey, my new job is studying an alternative treatment for amblyopia! Newswire-life synergy!

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus I may have anger management issues. Or be very successfully trying to avoid doing my work. One, or possibly two, of the two.

"an" duck??? "AN" duck? "AN" DUCK???

Signs is a shitty movie because aliens being allergic to water is dumb because any alien race that made it this far could have looked at a spectro…

He's popped up once or twice since he left and basically said that he's doing very well but just needed to not be posting on here obsessively. And yeah, I think a kid as well.