I don't remember that, just a lot of bowling and strip clubs. Must be in the DLC.

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus Hey, you're Mexican! Do you people like fireworks?

My god… it's full of cats…

@Professor_Cuntburglar:disqus basically has it, except I think the idea is that Mexicans really love fireworks, so she's really not who she says she is. I dunno, don't they throw a lot of fireworks on, uh, some holiday or something?

Eh, I think Affleck could definitely star in a really good Daredevil film. I like the guy. It's just, thus far, he hasn't. Anyways, this has been long and obsessive even by my standards. Good day to you, sir/madam.

Well, I think you're less crazy than I did at first, but your analogy is kind of weird. I think this would be pretty much exactly equivalent to, say, a new comic coming out with a really good portrayal of Mr. Freeze, and someone saying "Anything to get Arnold out of my mind." I mean, yes, the guy went on to have a…

@avclub-62ae6d9e1a24836a391716549223464f:disqus yeah, sorry, of course that's ok. I mean, like @avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus said, I hope you do it for men too, but being polite isn't a bad thing by any means. Being chivalrous in the hopes of getting laid isn't really that bad either, but it can be…

Why do you think he mentioned Ben Affleck in an article about Daredevil? Come on, you're grasping at straws! What is the only connection between Affleck and Daredevil? Could it be that he portrayed him in a famously shitty movie? I think we can pretty safely infer that the OP was talking about this movie, otherwise…

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus yeah, you're right. I was trying to get at that with the "because it's going to close in their face if you don't" - generally people seem to hold doors for others unless the door will have been closed for several seconds by the time the others get to it. But making a…

This is two days too late, but it's become clear to me that you were actually trying to be funny, which is cool. I wasn't objecting to you trying to joke about this stuff, I was just genuinely concerned you might be being serious, which would make you a proto-TFAD or something like that. Which I guess is kind of what…

I can't believe I'm still wasting my time thinking about this, but did you really act chivalrous and hold doors open for women you wanted to be your friends? Because… that's really weird. Even if by "friend" you mean "fuck-hole". Most women for the past 50 years or so would be kind of freaked out by that, unless it's…

The especially sad part, in a way, is that the whole PUA schtick definitely works for some people - there are genuinely 40-year-old guys out there who "never only have one pony on deck" and who bang different chicks every few nights.

It's an article about Daredevil. And it's an astoundingly awful movie (seriously, it is probably the worst high-profile superhero release ever, and that's scraping the bottom of the barrel).

Being this angry about life isn't worth it. You can choose to go on hating everything around you, or you can try and maybe look inside yourself.

Riga! I just looked it up!

Sigh.

Late to this party, but I am surprised to hear that y'all can't pull it all the way back. I mean… not to be rude, but what about smegma?  Anyways, I can pull it back - woohoo!

This is a weird kind of defensiveness - it's pretty widely accepted that Affleck's Daredevil is worse than Hitler.

Haven't read DD since the mid-90's, but damn, this looks interesting. Those four panels splitting a single image of his head up to isolate the senses and thoughts are a textbook example of how to use panels as narrative devices - lovely.

I applaud you for being the first person I have ever seen on the internet who, after saying "according to feminists" or something like that, actually provides a link showing that there is at least one person who believes what you're ascribing to feminists as a whole. Literally, this is the first time I have ever seen…