@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus but a licky boom boom down isn't random gibberish. It's "I'm going to shoot you" - y'know, lick a shot, goes boom boom, you go down. Efficient use of English!

FWIW, both MK and Splatterhouse have had recent remakes.

FWIW, both MK and Splatterhouse have had recent remakes.

I like my treason like I like my coffee. I hate coffee. Seriously, I've had like 7 cups in my entire life. But I'm ok with, like, mocha, especially in one of them Starbucks milkshakes.

I like my treason like I like my coffee. I hate coffee. Seriously, I've had like 7 cups in my entire life. But I'm ok with, like, mocha, especially in one of them Starbucks milkshakes.

When a depressingly large amount of some government eat it

When a depressingly large amount of some government eat it

Yes. I still get "Because you watched Bikini Spring Break" recommendations. Christ, I just wanted to see some tits, do I need to be punished forever?

Yes. I still get "Because you watched Bikini Spring Break" recommendations. Christ, I just wanted to see some tits, do I need to be punished forever?

Well, at least you're not Rob Schneider.

Well, at least you're not Rob Schneider.

And 9-11 truthers, presumably? That's part of the unholy alliance of dumb right there.

And 9-11 truthers, presumably? That's part of the unholy alliance of dumb right there.

Actually one of the more surprising bits of channel-surfing I've done ended with me watching Celebrity Jeopardy (holy shit that's a hard word to spell), with Cheech Marin just fucking taking everyone else to the cleaners. Clearly not a dumb guy.

Actually one of the more surprising bits of channel-surfing I've done ended with me watching Celebrity Jeopardy (holy shit that's a hard word to spell), with Cheech Marin just fucking taking everyone else to the cleaners. Clearly not a dumb guy.

I think you mean 7iny.

I think you mean 7iny.

Yeah, I used to love that, and Great Empires shows, and all that stuff. So good.

Yeah, I used to love that, and Great Empires shows, and all that stuff. So good.

Obligatory "remember when TLC was The Learning Channel" thread.