@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus Well, it is very resilient. I give my patients every treatment I can think of and they still have a depressingly low mortality rate.

Agreed—it’s just appalling. Rather than wiping Kurn’s memory, Bashir should have just replaced Kurn’s brain with a positronic one, then given him plastic surgery.

Really, medical care is best paid for in cash. Preferably small bills.

Well, I am of a very genial disposition.

Of course you’re clean! I’m *pretty* sure I sterilized those penile implants.

Don’t worry, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus , I won’t say a thing about your pill regimen and boner implants.

That testicle’s so shriveled it retreated back into Armstrong’s abdomen. Once a testicle’s back in the warm confines of the inguinal canal nothing will coax it to come out and play again.

Running for office? Appointments are where it’s at.

And all this time I thought I was the only person on these boards who took his study breaks at the whorehouse across the street from the Ho Chi Minh City School of Medicine.

That’s interesting, because no matter how I slice them people’s organs always seem to shut down.