It's to die for.

It was really disheartening for me when she had children.
Poor kids.

Nan and Dan - "Drag me to Hell."

You have to mix it up. If I'm playing at night I like to dress in a clown costume and hide in the shadows.

- Paul Bindler PLASTIC BAG RECYCLER

This is gonna take more than Dramamine.

They do make that point with grand eloquence!

But hard for me to imagine any team getting nothing accomplished more magnificently than this one…

On the up-side, he'd get absolutely nothing accomplished.

Ken would look very much right at home behind the wheel of that Freudian roller.

Maybe he means that they're going to start at the beginning of the origin story. Maybe he means that the movie is going to open with the beginning of the origin story. Maybe he means that they always intended for it to be an origin story.
Other than that, I have no idea what he means.

"Are you good with replacing your left hand with a lethal weapon?"

Ah. I see we're not in the old "wild west" days of the A.V. CLUB, anymore.

I can't wait to see Statham as the genie.

I was hoping it might not happen until the End Times.

I have days like that.

"The official watch of John Oliver".

Finger lickin' disgusting!
Now, there's a gimmick I can get behind.

"…shut this shit down now." Really rolls nicely off the tongue.

I would say he's self-important.