Gotham's a dark place.

Plus, you can stop off at Starbucks and get a "latte".

It's like every time I think "Rorschach", all I can see and hear is the character Arnold Horshack laughing.

Yeah, the actual film almost crumpled under its own weight, but the trailer for Final Fantasy made me want to see it pretty badly. This was absolutely cutting edge animation in 2001, and today it's just a curious relic. Even worse, the film set itself up storywise to be followed by a sequel that would never come.
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Or vice versa.

True, but plastic is still the best way I have to share my favorite movies (for free) with a friend who has never seen them.

I eat my hands separately.

Good job. I'm still trying to imagine a more ludicrous choice than Johnson - even Johnny Lee Miller would be more reasonable. Chris Vance is kinda smirky in that Transporter TV series, maybe he should get a screen test.

It would have revolutionized SATs.

It would help us resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive student council.

I think turning the pocket inside out is an essential component of the ritual.

Star Jones: "You know what they say, the camera adds thirty pounds."
Conan: "They say the camera adds ten pounds."
SJ: "Not if you eat it!"

I wonder if Danny Trejo is ready to commit to a series?

While the dish ran away with the spoon…

OK, we have you down for "willing to watch the show, nothing to risk".

What I get from this is that if "Pushing Daisies" had been on Fox instead of ABC, they would have named the show "Dead Girl".

Maybe she could study film making, learn some things, make a good film….

I can take neither her anguish nor her resurgence seriously until she appears on Dancing with the Stars.

Disappointed
There are several well-worn responses to challenging statements such as:

Timing?
Chuckles could make the timing of all of this even more dramatic by dying on the morning of the 19th.