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sweet jesus AV Club
us Brits have a hard enough time avoiding turgid indie sloggery on the home front, we don't need Americans picking up our provincial musical crapola and slapping them in our collective faces. Don't we have it hard enough already? Is the brown drinking water, hairy women and constant threat of being

i just heard it was food poisoning
after he ate a 9 year old wiener

the most irritating band in the entire world
everything about them just gnarks my boggle. Like Pavement before them, they embody everything that is wrong with contemporary alternative music

according to her myspace page
she's a big fan of Ween and Throbbing Gristle. She also likes Tool

case study of indie myopia #124
remember when they were listening to The Cramps and The Sonics and other cool bands and they were virtually laughed out of Internet town? But now they ape all the turgid indie canon fodder that absolutely every internet user/journo in the world thinks is awesome, and suddenly they're

somebody needs to tell this band
that there's no point playing this style of music if you sound like shit. Their last record would have been good if it wasn't for the thin, muddy, undefined production. This kind of noise/stoner rock needs some really beefy sounding guitar and bass tones and a bit of dynamic bump or