Parallel Time
Dark Shadows is batshit crazy. It rules. That is all.

Hijinx.
Gorgeous Polish girls do it better.

Claudette is a bitch mother.
If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

Mexican turkeys?

Socks
I wish Thanksgiving was getting a full length feature over Machete.

This is one of my favorite products from the best era of TGIF programming.

Arthur 2: On the Rocks
She's an EGOT, have some respect, y'all!

Well good for you!
Alec Baldwin and Christian Bale salute your god.

Monica
Gotta have her in the cover art, man!

William VanLandingham III
Gordon Crisp, FTW.

Ahhhhhhh……
Belmondo wanting to watch Breathless on TV is classic!