Thomas Jane's dick
Thomas Jane's dick is the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. It's irrelevant what it is; the point is that people want it.

Deputy Mayor, me too. And no, you can't. Except I didn't like the trailer either. I like Wes Andersen, but that didn't work at ALL for me.

Killing myself
Even reading this article depressed me.

Judging cougars while sober is like judging fashion shows while heterosexual.

You can see one of the Jamba Juice ads on Rees' blog:
http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/0…

Oh come on, Anonymous Black Girl, you're going to tease us like that? SPILL THE DEETS, WOMAN.

This isn't actually spam, it's Grant Morrison under a pseudonym doing a meta teaser for his upcoming run on Wonder Woman.

I have cried while reading We3.

Ha…God, I love John Ashcroft's songwriting.

It's just Al Cracka, Jive. Back in like ninth grade it was (brace yourself) "Da Cracka Rappa." And wow, it was more embarrassing to admit that than it would be to explain about that one time I messed around with a dude just to see what it was like.

Whatever, I'm replying here. Living Color's "Cult of Personality" absolutely slew me.

Schindler's Crips sounds awesome!

Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me.

There was a lot of buzz that WALL-E might get nominated last year. Quality aside (because what does that have to do with Oscars?) I bet it would've gotten a nod.

Boyz n the hood ruined my life
I blame all of this on Ice Cube.

I was gonna make this same point. I'm an atheist, but I can appreciate Coltrane's "Love Supreme." If we only listened to music made by people who agree with us, we'd have to buy U2's new album and then kill ourselves.

Book clubs
There are two valid reasons to do anything having to do with book clubs: to get drunk and to hit on nerdy chicks.

This song isn't very good.

"It is nice to see the internet do something good for humanity for once. "

Sorry AV Club, but that song is awesome.