Rentals?

What's crazy is how well it lives up to the hype.

It's a miracle!

Aww Yiss. Mother. Fucking. Business Degrees.

I'd be your Cucumber Knight, Stannis.

How does one become a "Cock Merchant"? I'm asking… for a friend.

He'll be replaced by a heroic dog voiced by Frank Welker.

I like how he assumes "other things" and "not this" are mutually exclusive.

I saw him perform 5 or 6 years ago. Only about 60% of his set was music. I'm not complaining, it was fantastic.

"If it's legitimate journalism, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Cool, man. *Looks at camera*

We both know what this is.

My roommate in grad school ended up working for the ACLU. I don't think she was a tree, but she sure liked grass!

"Old TV Show Yells At Cloud"

I'm not even kidding - I saw her open for the Blue Man Group 5 or 6 years ago.

I heard they even filmed the scourging of the Shire.

HULK PASS!

I saw him do a set several months ago. The hecklers were insane.

Every time I see TMBG: They play "Dr. Worm", I lose my shit.

"Moon" could have easily been "raccoon". C'mon, man.