I grappled with the notion of admitting that this happened just a few months ago.

Worse - it was drums. I mean, what kind of drummer can't play fast? (Hint: this one)

Ah, 1995. The year Clinton came and ruined a dress.

I got kicked out of a band (or rather, the leader disbanded it) due to the fact that I couldn't play (very, very fast) punk songs. On page it is very simple (all eighth-notes and shit), but I was having the hardest time not fucking up. Which sucks. I suck.

*Ashes cigar into a glass of bourbon*

This could potentially be a really interesting movie - assuming they don't water down the specific nature of the credit default swap market.

"Trust in absolutely fucking nothing but Doomtree."

Love that chicken.

I can't fault you for that.

Listen, I know the above joke has been presented in about 10,000 different iterations on this site alone, but I want to be clear; it is still fucking funny to me, damnit.

Sandworms, ya hate 'em right?

Oh god, I love this movie so much. Also, I remember reading that Azaria thought his voice/mannerisms were so over the top that they would come off as insulting. He was persuaded by friends that it was the right tone.

*Beach balls dishevels your hair*

Little Girls - Oingo Boingo

Camel Walk - Southern Culture on the Skids

Life During Wartime - Talking Heads

It was my first, and the one I have listened to most consistently.

"The Book I Read" performance from that album remains one of my favorite Talking Heads moments. That, and "Air".

"Dare to be Stupid" - Weird Al

The "you want it to be one way" line always did it for me.