I guess they thought "beating his wife" and "eating his wife" were the same thing.

Jonah Hill secures funding for the new project by appeasing the Invisible Dick of the Market.

"You're a loose canon, officer. Hand in your cervix revolver and vadge."

Wish my wife would! H'yuck H'yuck

Happiness IS a warm gun.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

My dad is already trying to find the closest Blockbuster to rent a copy.

They would only be unlocked via microtransactions. Dazzler and pre-explosion Speedball would be the free-to-play characters.

Won't someone please think of the big red no!

Joseph and the dual-colored face paint.

Wha?! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said "Cole me on the panny sty" at first. Carry on.

"I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU?"

Sa Da Tay.

I know the type. My film studies program was chocked full of shit-heads who acted like if it wasn't some obscure reference, your comment had no validity.

He's just killing time until he can make another raccoon reference.

Like a wet spot on a pair of pajama pants.

That's true. With Sega as a third-party developer, he's becoming less and less relevant.

Not Kevin Eubanks.

More Regular Sized Rudy, please.

Last saw them a few years ago. His schtick gets old quick.