Rabin Fever?

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All the names end up sounding like "Poopfart Fingertwitch".

Apparently, my girlfriend read all the books. When I asked, she couldn't remember a single plot point that she thought would be in this movie (as opposed to the first or third installment).

We went from a terrible old site to a custom responsive design site. Our readers hated it. We then got bought my a media conglomeration. They forced us to go back to a old template style. Our readers hated it, again.

So, I just wanna put this out there. I work for a news media website that has had to do 2 redesigns in the past 9 months. No matter how great we think the reception is going to be, people always hate it. Always. It really fucking sucks.

David Blaine, how does he work?

"McLintock!", seriously. For the uninitiated:
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Ha!

I got to play a show with Chicago's Netherfriends. He was a nice guy.

Illinois or Indiana? I am supposed to hate you for different reasons, depending on your answer!

Fuck it, Nick. Whipping your penis out all over LA is a risk.

"Shark! The Herald Angels Sing"

I swear I just saw Wayne on my walk to lunch downtown, but it turned out to be a homeless man trapped in a trash bag. Some hipsters were asking for his autograph.

It's 6 a.m., she must be lonely.

Let's pretend this doesn't exist.

[Redacted unfunny joke]

Yeah, Buzz was a dildo - because of course he was.

I heard his brother was pretty hung as well.

Hot Pie taking over for Paula Deen.