A plague on both their houses!

Right? It's as if someone wrote the article that largely is reciting a series of quotes from an interview then abruptly decided to be funny by reciting pretend quotes at the end(the Kobe Bryant stuff). Speaking as a reader, it would be jarring even if I was sober.

Enough with the damn memes around this show already! Christ!
Fucking dorks ruin everything…

Third base.

"One of whom is definitely not a Never Trumper?"
Did one of us just have stroke?

Fuck you

Now you eat humble pie.
…
Your grace.

I haven't been so moved since Jimmy Fallon realized popular opinion did not coincide with his sniveling, please all tastes, bullshit and regretted it.

No, being from Grenoble.

Did they shave their heads and curb-stomp a mussel? That to me is a true contrition.

Billy Bush… I've crapped better guys than you.

I have a shorthand reading of this guy's analysis:
"Make something up. State it firmly, even arrogantly!"

Ha!

How DARE you disagree with me!

Good. That whining fool's positive reviews of this show were a well documented indictment of his inability to tell shit from Shinola.

Both opinions are in fact correct.

I'd make fun of this, but I live in a province that has been consistently run by clowns since before I dropped, so I don't really have a leg to stand on.

It's probably best to treat this like a Robert Browning style dramatic monologue.
In the sense that you assume the narrator is a fictional character/

Get your paws off that mountain you damn dirty apes!

He's clearly a Dominion puppet.