Its easy to come off as a  "movie buff" when you scurry off to the INTERNATIONAL MOVIE DATABASE at  every chance you get to invalidte someone elses opinion.  Forgive me if I made logical assumptions based  on the EVIDENCE before my VERY EYES, jeez

31.  Jesus Christ, you people know how to look at a profile, right? Just take you're fingers off you're dong and…..click.

Austrian. (ALSO, what mistakes? Not putting the titles in italicks? BIG FUCKING DEAL.)

DURN!  Was really hoping this was the day we finally got OVERNIGHT, ie. my favorite movie in the "Things To Watch On Mute While Furiously Gagging The Clam"- cateorgy. (Other entries: Rammstein's "Live Aus Berlin and "Angle Heart")

Upps. UUUUUPPSSSSS. You're A.V. Club cred card has just been REVOKED. Tsk, tsk!

Sorry, Craig. I have been adviced by several of my friends to stop directly engaging with you in conversation.

LOL. Or like an unsexy, untalented and boring Troy Duffy. Errrm……..he's basically nothing like Troy Duffy at ALL, I guess :P

Oh, WOW. The old "someone I knew with a mental illness liked the Boondock Saints duology, and therefore I hate it"-arguement? Haven't heard THAT before.

Lurky: You don't think anyone could sincerly like THE BOONDOCK SAINTS? WOW. Just……..WOW.

WTF are you on about people with MAs (no aprostrophe, dumbass) never using emoticons? This isn't an academic paper, its a GOD. DAMN. WEB. SITE.

*sighs*
*takes off reading glasses*
*pinches bridge of nose*
*waits*

Uuuuuuuuuuuh…….OK. What your failing to mention is that these arguments are NEVER started by me, but by PLEBLEIANS?

Pfffffffff………nice try, pussy-nose.  But I'll be damned if I'm gonna dole out FREE LITERARY EDUCATION on you plebleians. Paid good $$$ for my Master's.

How DARE you say something like that right beneath a heartfelt admision of being bullyed? You GRIMY old cloaca. (SEE, Lack Of Name? Another allegory for ya, hoo-wee, hope yer takin' notes!)

Allow me to demonstrate: Hey, Lack Of Name. You must've been eating a lot of ham lately because you're FACE LOOKS LIKE A BUTT!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOOOOOOOOOU I DO FUCKING KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ALLEGORY IS!!!!!

Uh……..yes. I have Master's degree in English literature.

*ACCURATELY (jeez….the irony….*facepalm*)

Of course not, you dumb shit. But we want our films to be beautiful, not realistic………

THEN YOUR CLEARLY