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Branford Bee
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UuuuuUuh….WOW. Just wow. Lack of Name, THAT'S criticism to you? I would laugh, if I wasn't crying!

??????!!!!!!???????

UUuuuuhhh…………..Yes to both. Because the extent of the criticism seems to be "only a moran could enjoy these movies".

I wasn't going to name names, but the big fat spider squatting in the center of the web of snark that is the A.V. Club is of course Cyberbully Jones himself, E-Buzz Miller. Sharting out the gooey web of self-satisfaction all over his hairy tum-tum.

Inspired by a recent intrepid argument on the "Shitty Miracles"-article, I decided to re-watch the BOONDOCK SAINTS DUOLOGY. Its funny: for all the people who say that its bad, I have yet to hear one SINGLE actual criticism of the films in question. Its just "I was roommates with an annoying guy who liked it", "it was

Laugh all you want, T-Ass, but the fact are still that Craig would have lost my E.Buzz-style popularity contest had he not cried for mercy like the wee li'l BITCH (WHOOPS??) that he is……..

Nobody wanted to vote in my popularity contest, Buzz-boy. As someone with experience in losing them, can you tell me what I did wrong?

Yawn. In the end, I guess T-Ass had to be schooled by Craig…….the
irony is palpable…….WHOOPS, guess I knew how to use that word all
along, huh? Played you like a fiddle, watch and learn "son"

Yawn. In the end, I guess T-Ass had to be schooled by Craig…….the irony is palatable…….WHOOPS, guess I knew how to use that word all along, huh? Played you like a fiddle, watch and learn "son"

If you're aim with you're dong when your urinating is as bad as you're
aim re: posting you're comments in the right place, I feel bad for
you're tailor……… >:)

If you're aim with you're dong when your urinating is as bad as you're aim re: posting you're comments in the right place, I feel bad for you're tailor……… >:)

Wide World Of Sporks: What the fuck are you talking about?

"WAR"? We were just discussing a movie, your the one who started lobbing personal insults right and left……maybe try to be cool now, since you agreed to disagree? Not reopen ol' wouds?

WOW. Wrong again! Zero for two, cowboy. Since your apparantly unable to read, let me write it down for you:

Sounds like someone's suddenly shaking in their panties, knowing there gonna loose.

MY favorite part is how your all totally unable to refute my claims, so you focus on grammar instead…..

Funny that you call me gelatinous, since your the one who's jelly (OOPS!)

Hooo-KAY. YOUR (happy now?) on my shit list now, and I'm gonna see you go DOWN.

Wow……GREAT comeback. Calling someone out on there grammar is REAL classy. *golf clap*