I am calmer than YOU are. I imagine "It's justa movie" is what YOU had to keep telling yourself while watching B-Saints to keep from passing out from the blood for once in your life rushing to you're scraggly dong….? ;)

Uuuuuuuuuh…WOW. I'm not sure if this is some of you're patented "AV Club irony" (TM) (and if so, nobodys laughing). But let on the off-chance that your serious, let me repute all your claims about "Boondock Saints":

I'm not a fucking guy. But I still have a bigger COCK than any of you pussy-nosed beard-breaths.

Squeezer to the dome!

In real life, sure. But to impress a bunch of nerdazoids you don't even know, on a pop-culture website?

Still sticking to you're "toughest li'l army dude on the AV Club"-gimmick, huh? Give it a rest. We all know your a chubby little 30-something neckbeard. A real military veteran wouldn't insist on "organically" bringing it up in EVERY. SINGLE. CONVERSATION. Jeez.

Noel Murray: I ALSO ran into Troy Duffy at SXSW! It's great to hear that finally someone here thinks he is a Man Of Merit (and not too hard on the ol' peep-a-roonies either, I agree): what do you think of his plans of Boondock Saints The IIIrd?

Oh, fuck you you've "seen it". HOW, if I may ask? Playing in the background of some doucheboy fratbag party, in the corner that was a little too "dark", a little too "dangerous"? Yeah, you've SEEN it. Report back to me once you've actually sat down and watched it properly. You know, like a grown up? Until then:…

Oh, OK, you've HEARD of it. But have you actually SEEN it? Really seen it? Yeah, figured as much. You buy into the mainstream's image of the film being "too intense", "too heavy"…"too much". Hushed whispers behind closed doors? You watched "Overnight" with your friends and sniggered, "oh, haha, this guy actually CARES…

*CMND+F: Boondock Saints*

Sigh. NO criticism of ANY plot point on this shitty show could EVER be valid to you, could it Grrr. Argh?

Awwwww, what's-a matter? "B-Saints" get a little too intense for you? A little too real? You know what they say. "If you can't stand the heat get out of the FIREFIGHT!!"

Hahahaha. This is exactly what I am talking about!! "Too many cliches"…heh, you never stopped to think WHERE those cliches stem from, did you? That's right, "B-Saints". I guess you also called out "J-Carter" for being "too much like "Star Wars"", did you? :) I'd laugh if I wasn't crying!

FUCK. YEAH. Finally someone who isn't a limp, glasses-wearing dick!

You hit a girl while drunk driving? You monster.

"And Sheppard's we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, Power hath descended from thy hand that our feet will may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. In Nominay Patri, et Fillii, et Spiritus Sancti."

How is that creepy? Midwestspitfire was raising a stink on the Community boards, so I looked at her (linked) Twitter. Once there I see all this sarCCastro correspondence. I barely had to scroll, I don't even follow the guy. I didn't look through his archives. These posts were made within the last 3 hours of me looking.

@avclub-7aee1b75b527e215f31e20a5c4e7a768:disqus So then it is better to just shut up and not comment at all, for fear of someone calling you out on it? I'm sure that's not your position, you being the man who once said "Now, c'mon. 100 000 comments. You know you can do it."

We already know you LOVE that line, ya boob. You've been brownnosing Todd and his wife enough about it on Twitter.

Oh snap! Now midwestspitfire is braying for your blood on Twitter, lindsayfunke. SHE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD.