Midwestspitfire is Todd's wife?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Considering that you are being all "EXCUSE ME? Who is this woman-hating scum who dares question my beautiful vegetarianism?!" upthread, I'd say that YOU seem to be one of these "insufferable vegetarians".

I thought we all agreed that @Scrawler2:disqus was the Beverly Marsh of the AV Club: The Girl that all the nerdazoids are jizzing on themselves to circle jerk over.

Who said it was the movie you'd be getting?

You still have a standing invitation to get high and watch Boondock Saints with me, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus. Maybe you'll get it.

We could watch the Boondocks duology together, with Branford's commentary ;)

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus Uh…OK? So when it is revealed that Noah "Il Duce" MacManus (Billy Connolly) is their father, that is not nuanced storytelling to you? The way you eventually notice they say their prayer before every kill, that is not subtle? Watch it again as a grown-up, maybe?

I strongly recommend you rewatch the first one, then. I first saw it when I was 19 and didn't like it much, because a lot of stuff went over my head. Watching it now I am able to catch up on the subtle nuances of the story, really enabling me to truly appreciate it as a piece of art. And the second one might be even…

I agree with you, @avclub-7f1909495ef590046fdc4f001d246606:disqus. *sings* This is what a feminist looks like, his is what a feminist sounds like! Finally a man who is not afraid to stand up for women's rights.

I watched both Boondock Saints films with my boyfriend. It might be an unpopular opinion around these parts, but I think they're both due for a critical reappraisal! The performances are spectacular, the directing and editing goes way beyond anything Tarantino (an obvious influence) could ever hope to do, and it…

Sometimes one must become a huge, immature jackass to banish an even bigger immature jackass.

Good God, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus! You're not saying you're thinking of…LEAVING THE AV CLUB FOREVER, are you? You'll ACTUALLY FOR REAL DO IT this time?

A significantly larger amount of commenters insisted that you DO leave, though.

The polls on that closed over a month ago, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus. And yet you are still here.

My initial hostile attack was partially fueled by a massive amount of red wine and postpartum 30 Rock depression. I do have another account that I comment a lot with; this is an account I use mainly to be a bitch.

Maybe you should keep your promise from last year instead, and quit posting here. Remember? The popularity contest you instigated with Zodiac MF? That you kinda resoundingly lost like 10 to 1? Ring a bell?

I contain multitudes, I guess.

I'm sorry that I turned this into a discussion on what the number of "likes" mean. You are of course free to post whatever you like. I just think you should know that it makes a lot of people cringe with embarrassment for you, souring an otherwise pleasant reading experience on these boards. But by all means, go…

Well, the fact that a "TL;DR"-reply has way more likes than your original comment should be a pretty strong hint that you ought to lay it off.

I really loathe these @avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus posts; like @avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus says, they are just embarrassing. They have literally nothing going for them, save for being really long; I get that you want to say "I like 30 Rock" or "I like Fringe" or whatever, but…