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@avclub-82dbf0e1f43223ffc175e63f2b2c3aa2:disqus Lost would have been so much better if they just replaced Kate with Britta.

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM LATRICE:

NO IT'S NOT TOO LAAATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAATE

Oh no re: Too Late to Topologize.  I have a feeling this is the only song I'm going to listen to for the next month, minimum

The critiques for her couture look definitely came out of left field.  Seriously, what is there to hate?  She was absolutely flaw-free.

Raven's imitation of Tammie Brown slays.  Bitch is talented as hell and she can PERFORM.

l've been systematically converting everyone l know.  as a result, l've watched the Rupocalypse ~1000 times, but these are sacrifices you have to make as a dragvangelist

@avclub-c1157e014cb8cbad68dc66c95cbd1f1b:disqus l have a feeling PhiPhi Lana-del-Rey-ed her name - she probably thinks she's the second coming of Vivien Leigh and picked PhiPhi as being a cute/girly first name.  Bless her heart.

Also!  lt doesn't seem to matter so much if they look like a woman than if they look like a supermodel-level woman.  Latrice served fishfry realness last week and l am consistently confused by Jiggly both in and out of drag, but they don't have Carmen Carrera bodies and thus aren't cut the same slack by the judges.

l don't know - there's drama, and then there's toxicity.  It gets to a point where it isn't fun anymore and it's just plain stressful to watch.  Like that moment in Untucked when Sharon tries to extend an olive branch and all PhiPhi can mutter is 'l hate you'?  Oh lawd l could do without another full episode of that.

I've completely lost all rationality re: PhiPhi, too.  Part of me wants to acknowledge that her Latrice puppet show was kind of amusing, and the other 99% wants to stick my hand in a light socket rather than watch it again.  Just her face alone is enough to make me angry at this point.

I legit thought I was hallucinating for a second and Kenya Michaels had somehow snuck back in for round 3.  Even her WALK in that outfit was Kenya lite.  The judges easily could have read her for filth for her runway, but the guests were - as usual - won over by the pretty, and the regular judges are apparently being

If we ever see Ru in a PopItOn I will just die of joy.

@avclub-d35d0af0d2a70c049bbedcb88e25ef28:disqus If there's any comparison to previous seasons, I'd say they're Rebecca Glasscock-ing PhiPhi - shooing a well-hated contestant into the top to keep the end from being too kumbaya

The only thing that would enrage me about a PhiPhi win would be the inevitable inflation of her already oversized ego.  Girl needs a reality check, not further affirmation of her mediocrity.

The nation wept when Latrice left that stage.

Ahhh, I'll have to look that up, thanks for the heads up!  Idk, Mimi didn't irritate me so much as her desperation made me uncomfortable, so I'm glad to hear she's made connections and is out there doing her thang.

So… what in god's unholy name was up with Kenya's DILF?  Why was he on this show?  Was someone holding his family at gunpoint?!  Oh my god, their maternity wear walk.  I thought he was going to hang himself with his weave.  The whole thing was just so. surreal.  I had to hit pause because I was Latrice-laughing so

PLEASE TELL ME this is at least seven years old and he just forgot to take it down. This is the internet equivalent of kindergarten macaroni art

I'm a sucker for these episodes, but I do see what you're saying.  Especially when the dad's answers occasionally verged on the condescending.  "You're real people, with real emotions, and real hearts, and real loves" - uh, okay.  Thanks for verifying?