2003 was the year that both Miracles and Firefly got cancelled - dark times.

Actually you just described a day in my life working at a circulation desk in a rural Georgia library. Except that last part never comes.

I find it really frightening that you have to explain this super basic concept to people.

Until yesterday, when the first photo from the Han Solo movie came out, I thought Dane Dehaan and Alden Ehrenreich were the same person

A Cure for Wellness will do the opposite. You will never want to drink or look at water again

Pregaming A Cure for Wellness by reading Thomas Mann's Magic Mountain.

Yeah, she pretty explicitly referenced Oshun in her 'Hold Up' video, too, so that would make sense

Scarily on-point to what he ended up actually tweeting

Where is RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 2

I've never read any Jules Verne, so my morning commute audiobook is Journey to the Center of the Earth (as narrated by Tim Curry, which is of course totally magical). It's half awesome and hilarious (the narrator just wants to eat omlettes and doesn't give two shits about climbing into a maybe-active volcano) and…

Is this Drew Magary from Deadspin? I had no idea he wrote a book. I love his writing style, so I'll have to check it out. I'm hoping it reads like a novelization of his yearly Williams Sonoma rant lol.

I deleted the epilogue from my brain after reading the 7th book, so I'm filing Cursed Child alongside that under 'does not exist'

His mother's letters were easily the most terrifying part of the book for me, besides the initial exploration of the house. I can't even imagine reading that during a power outage, I probably would have thrown it out the window.

Jim Butcher wrote a megasized quasi-steampunk novel??? I'll have to track this down, too - thanks for the heads up

The main thing that annoys me about the new animation style is how every lead female character has the exact same face. Moana, Rapunzel and Anna look like someone used different crayons on the exact same coloring book.

Important question: is Supper Club going regularly feature the guy who only cooked with Star Wars branded ingredients for a week, because he is a national treasure

I've been waiting to reply to you til I got to the midway point of the book (I'm a very slow reader), and I think I finally got to the part you are talking about. Huge WTF. I'm so annoyed at the 'twist.'

The incongruity between your Spirals icon and your Shangelariffic comment is messing with my head. And I love it.

I don't think I'd really notice if Ginger left right now, either (re: filler)

I think Ru summed up Alyssa in a nutshell with 'That don't make any kind of sense, but it sure is entertaining.'