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this x2

rape jokes aside… any show that regularly passes the bechdel test is a show i can get behind.

Caroline-Han love connection.  CALLING IT

I figure this was a joke, as Cho's pretty sensitive to race issues - he had to actively come out on Twitter and tell people he wasn't the Taiwanese dude in the Green Hornet, because apparently if you are a successful asian man in film you are John Cho.

don't doubt the power of the van der douche

i would buy it

legend has it that Ke$ha started out as a pretty talented singer-songwriter ala Norah Jones, but no one gave two shits until she started sleeping in cars, dressing in cars and hitting on dudes… HARD.  and thus was the ke$ha monster born

except for the part where his once cherubic face is now a shambles.  Lay off the juice, kids, before I have no one left to wank to

For real.  She is a human dentist drill

Ke$ha belongs to that tribe of 'secretly talented musicians who shit glitter for cash' so I wouldn't be surprised if she pulled out something amazing.

Fleshbags Johnson & the Pits

hey how do i sign up for this high security prison of homosexuality

Alec Baldwin started out as a pretty serious dude - SNL probably had a big role in steering him more towards comedy.

Do you think so?  I'm interested to hear your perspective because my love for the movie is very subjective - I have a guy like that in my life, and so had a gut reaction to Ben Stiller's performance.  It rang very true to me.  What didn't you like/who do you think would have played a better Greenberg?

MAIS OUI

He's best when he's at his sweetest - Elf was another movie that surprisingly maneuvered its way into my heart

Jesse Eisenberg belongs on the inverse version of this list.  I loved him in everything he's done, except for 30 Minutes or Less which is a flaming piece of shit.  And also probably the role furthest from the usual stereotype he plays.  Stick to your socially dysfunctional nerd guns, Eisenberg

I really wish someone would force all these exhaustingly frenetic and hammy comedians to only be in dramas all the time, because all these reviews of Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams and Jack Black are on the nose.   When they tone it back, they're not just good, they're BRILLIANT.

I'll thank you but I have a Masters in MS Paint, you best respect