If the critics had access to each episode well in advance, they could post reviews for every episode all at once.  If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Rather than "Jim James, Pissed…" I read the news brief as "Jim James, Passed…"

DENTAL PLAN.

You're thinking of Jim Varney.

Boot up the doorlocks, Ellie!

When the evil Shredder attacks/
These turtle boys, Donatello no slacks!

When the evil Shredder attacks/
These turtle boys, Donatello no slacks!

Kettle chips!   I love the Honey Dijon, Spicy Thai, and good old salt & pepper.

Kettle chips!   I love the Honey Dijon, Spicy Thai, and good old salt & pepper.

Sudden post-Thanksgiving craving for a Culver's butterburger with sides of cottage cheese and Ben & Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio ice cream.  Gravy over the top of everything.

Sudden post-Thanksgiving craving for a Culver's butterburger with sides of cottage cheese and Ben & Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio ice cream.  Gravy over the top of everything.

GBC is the shit.  Not shit.  The shit.

GBC is the shit.  Not shit.  The shit.

Just saw that ad yesterday.  All could think about was how the fetus tends to collect toxins.

Just saw that ad yesterday.  All could think about was how the fetus tends to collect toxins.

Crab rangoons are the shit.

Crab rangoons are the shit.

Cottage cheese is criminally underrated.

Cottage cheese is criminally underrated.

This isn't Cleavage, Ohio.  Tuck those puppies in!