If GoT has a real-world analogue, it's the War of the Roses, not the American Civil War.

The three baby jars are going to replace the leeches they burn in the books to "kill" Robb, Joffrey and Balon Greyjoy.

THIS WEEK'S WINNER: Malcolm, obviously, although he would have been an even bigger winner had he gambled and not played his idol. Note also that Erik flipped to vote for Phillip, so Malcolm's faction is now potentially at 4 of 9, which means he only needs one more vote to get himself into a majority position (and it…

They can't call it cannon?

Yeah, it's a shame about Brandon. But let's give credit where credit is due: Phillip is a giant dickhole, and quite clearly enjoyed pushing Brandon's crazy button like a mouse in a psych textbook experiment liked pushing the button that gave the mouse candy. In part I think Brandon's frustration stemmed from the fact…

"I'm not saying that I bit you, but if I did, it was required to activate my hidden immunity idol."

"I'm not saying that I bit you, but if I did, it was required to activate my hidden immunity idol."

I don't think she kept the notion of the fourth idol alive even slightly. It's pretty well-known now that in the game, when you get "an advantage" you get ONE advantage. Nobody is going to believe that Abi got two (e.g. a challenge advantage AND an immunity idol). Not even at Survivor Auction.

I don't think she kept the notion of the fourth idol alive even slightly. It's pretty well-known now that in the game, when you get "an advantage" you get ONE advantage. Nobody is going to believe that Abi got two (e.g. a challenge advantage AND an immunity idol). Not even at Survivor Auction.

Abi's disastrous little attempt at faking an immunity idol is an EXCELLENT example of a stupid player who thinks they're doing something smart.

Abi's disastrous little attempt at faking an immunity idol is an EXCELLENT example of a stupid player who thinks they're doing something smart.

Malcolm shows he has game by using the idol correctly - confirming that he had it (which cost him very little since too many people knew he did or suspected Lisa was correct) and then bluffing the shit out of everybody with it at tribal properly (threatening to use it RIGHT before the vote and forcing the scramble,…

Malcolm shows he has game by using the idol correctly - confirming that he had it (which cost him very little since too many people knew he did or suspected Lisa was correct) and then bluffing the shit out of everybody with it at tribal properly (threatening to use it RIGHT before the vote and forcing the scramble,…

People who bitch about the "stupidity" of the characters on this show are missing the point. I would refer you to the great Tim O'Neil on this:

People who bitch about the "stupidity" of the characters on this show are missing the point. I would refer you to the great Tim O'Neil on this:

"Not anything special" is like a summary of every Tyce Broadway choreo ever.

"Not anything special" is like a summary of every Tyce Broadway choreo ever.

I aM mE's "peacock" and "playground" routines.

I aM mE's "peacock" and "playground" routines.

Toby wasn't taking the fall for anybody. Toby was saving the astronauts because he couldn't save his brother from committing suicide, and in his head if he saved the astronauts then it would make up for failing to save his brother.