the zombie elvis on my arm kinda stinks.

raise your hand if you have your own living DNA cologne.

i couldnt help it, i had to do it once i saw this picture. he just looks so, so… adorable. hey, it deserved a craigslist ad!

like, talk to the pinky, cause your breath is stinky!

you know, this guy has a pretty good sense of humor.

"Talking Matters Illiterately"

"Precious: Very Similar to that Picture of Glenn Danzig Eating Devil's Food Cake"

*begins training*

oh, i will boycott shopping everywhere if thats what it takes. but you know what i won't boycott? the food. all eight meals and three naps that day.

please. zmf is to be pitied. i stapled a burger king application to his F paper.

the only thing you will ever own is your masturbatory violent fetishes brought on by lifelong lack of getting laid.

bravo, cockbite. you own jack and shit, and you gargle my cum. wear it like bubbly chapstick you overcompensating little bitch. you shame the name zodiac.

so wait, you didnt stare at shit, but stared at my picture?

not stupid enough to be married thanks.

your kids doing just fine. not the best speller, but doing fine.

This ZMF girl is a real dipshit cockgobbler.

i thought you fell down the rabbit hole
by clicking a hipster runoff link and upon hitting bottom discovered a balloon enshrouded chin named "pumpkin".

he should have done a full-length "curly" feature
curly is clearly his best character since $.50

6. he understands the profound and fleeting nature of love.

thats on some old beta-male type shit.