"a discarded, cursed SpongeBob Squarepants episode spliced with images of childhood mutilation"

The VOLUME is…UNBELIEVABLE!!

"Hipster Pop" - it's 3-chord garbage with bass drum hits on every downbeat and a breakdown section in the middle where everyone goes "Oh oh oh, Oh oh, Oh ooooooh, oh"

One thing that wasn't shown in this preview is that Kim Dickens had an onion tied to her belt, which was the style at the time of the zombie apocalypse

Is that a lightning bolt scar on his forehead?

I'm pretty sure Tom Lennon has a magical contract somewhere that makes him appear in every comedy

Hey let's not trash his movie career too badly. Don't forget he also starred in the holiday classic Jingle All The Way

Fuck this article for introducing me to Quiz Up, now my next month is officially gone

I think it's official now that Taylor Kitsch kills everything he touches

I thought the same thing with Bojack Horseman, which ended up being an awesome season of serialized comedy TV but was given a bad grade based on a few episodes

I work with several female doctors that look like movie stars, and I've slept with all of them…several times [pops collar on scrubs]

Nothing about him portraying a Jewish doctor?

and most importantly, any Stevie Janowski sightings?

The most terrifying thing about the episode for me was the Toy Story 3 furnace flashback I had when Missandei and Dany held hands

When I was a Canadian teenager, her sparkling eyes were the only reason I went to the mall every day.

Sophie Turner would still find the scene "exciting"

Those Sand Snake twins might be the most gratuitous thing we've seen all season

I apologize for my absence this week. I'm very busy in my role as Executive Producer on Fartcopter

It's not an analogy, it's a simile. C'mon man, I used both "like" and "as"!

Patton Oswalt described watching Brian Regan as like a guitarist watching Jimi Hendrix and saying "OK, I guess I'll never be higher than second best."